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Corey opens the door to the van.
Zack: Hey close that door. Corey’s like 29 years old. Well he’s turning 25. He’s a great guitarist.
Adam: He was Jude Laws stunt double in the movie A.I. And Chris Martin. He did a couple of public appearances for Chris Martin.
Zack: Yep last night, in Vermont.
Zack: This kid is driving around no jeans, no shoes, two half sleeves and a nose ring.
Adam: And buck teeth.
Zack: Like where are we? Planet Bro?

Zack: Alright man, I’ve got people who want to come see us play.
Shaughn: Dude, alright! Why is this my job? Why don’t you go and find out?
Zack: Listen I’m doing an important interview! With The Rolling Stone! SO GET OUT!
Adam: Shut that door!
Zack: You’re letting all the hot air out!

Zack: It’s like a rolling circus.
Adam: It should be called the ‘Horrible Sarcasm Tour’.

While driving to figure out what time they play
Adam: So we’re telling people 9?
Zack: I’m going to laugh if we play at 8. And they all show up at 9 and hate me.

While Shaughn is talking about what’s going on with the show.
Zack: IT’S THE ROLLING STONE DAMN IT! IT’S ALMOST FAMOUS! Jesus! I can’t even handle these guys anymore.  I quit the band.
Adam: Whatever man. Here comes Shaughn, coming back for more. What do you want man?
Zack: Give me your money!
Shaughn: Can I have your keys for the trailer so I can start loading in?

Adam: I actually had a triple shot of espresso from Starbucks today.
Zack: A triple shot from the bar?
Adam: Yah I woke up at 11 today, wanting coffee but decided to go to the bar instead. Get a triple shot. It’s been keeping me going all day.

Some one mentions “mean muggin’”
Zack: These people are mean muggin’ me.
Kayley: I’ve never heard anyone outside of my high school say mean muggin’
Zack: Mean muggin’
Kelly: I’ve never heard it in my life.
Zack: It’s funny….I was having a good time till he said “mean muggin’” and then I decided I hated them.
Adam: It brought me back to my high school days….
Zack: I hate them now….they are mean muggin’ us like a cup of coffee!

Adam: People here [Boston] are intense. I thought someone was going to rob us for the gas in our tank.

While their tour manager is on the phone.
Zack: He’s probably on the phone with our manager. Telling him how much him how much we stink. Like guys their not cutting it….
Adam: Tours getting progressively worse, we gotta drop ‘em.
Kayley: Very serious interview question here, if there was to be a sandwich named after the band, what would it have on it?
Adam: A lot of hot sauce.
Zack: Reese’s peanut butter cups. This is already sounding like the words worse sandwich. No, the sandwich would be very simple. It would be turkey, cheese, a little bacon. It would be very simple because we’re simple men.  But we’d add a little extra on it. There’d be ranch, hot sauce and a lot of these extra ingredients that no one knows about.
Adam: Like Skittles?
Zack: Skittles, peanut butter sauce. And if people asked us about it we’d tell them we didn’t think they’d be good together, but they are.
Adam: But what would we really call it? To Write A Turkey?
Zack:  To Write A Club Sandwich?
Adam: This is why we’re not in the restaurant business.

Zack: Before we went on tour my mom bought us so much food. We had a big bin of food.
Adam: Where’d that bin go?
Zack: And now there’s nothing left. There’s scraps, all the worst food. Like Bagel chips and three packs of shrimp Ramen.
Adam: You wanted the shrimp Ramen!
Zack: Shut up.
Zack: I think I’m going to be Lady GaGa for Halloween
Kayley: That would be hilarious
Adam: That would be horrible.
Zack: I’ll have a boom box next to me playing “Love Game” at all times.